What's a mom to do?
It was a quiet night. I'm not sure what time of year it was. I don't think we had to bundle up to be outside. Sutter must have been at a friend's that night. Carl may have been out sailing on a race or may have tied up at a dock waiting to come back the next day. Hhmm. Me and Evan. This could have been what they would now call a 'teachable moment.' I did what all good moms would do for a kid. I gathered up some supplies and said said we were going to the car. About a mile and a half later, we pulled up to Mary's house. It was quiet all around the street..and certainly at her home and yard. We got out of the car. It was time. I was teaching my son how to T.P a house. I said we needed to be very quiet. He was a bit timid. He took a roll of toilet paper and proceeded to pick off one piece at at time and lay it on the hedges. No! That's now how we do it! This is how... I took one of the rolls and threw it over the roof, streams of tp run